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It is called "Why nice guys SUCK":
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Originally Posted: Sun, 10 Sep, 2006
Why nice guys SUCK
This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back
button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your sh.t
either, so if you don't want to read it, well...
So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way
to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He
agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a
decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives,
and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends
episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend??
YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fvcking
nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his
voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't
even drive over the speed limit and that fvcking annoys
the sh.t out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and
keep my mouth shut... watching everyone whiz by us.
And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me...
making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention
anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh,
that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he
says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just
woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of
missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and
smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch
one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified -
yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me.
And it HAD -- it was sheer MADNESS. I fvcked the sh.t
out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh,
that was nice".
Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always
with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to
doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm...
maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his
timid niceness?? That bitch...). Anyway, I digress. I
tell him I want him to fvck me from behind. Yes, I used
the word "fvck" and I didn't care what he thought about
it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he
didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o
men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when
doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!
Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick
his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be
interesting.
So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's
great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some
backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When
your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her
walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being
bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No"
to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say
something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few
too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass.
Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things,
especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve).
Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to).
Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile.
Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm
kidding about this one... just ride her bumper for a few
miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn
white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few
weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and
shake things up.
BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE... and the women will fall at
your feet.
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